Dear Mom,
I'm coming over this week to put a sign above the kitchen door that says "Danger Zone" since you've now fallen in there twice in 1 week. I would also suggest instead of going barefoot or wearing slippers that you invest in some sturdy combat boots and maybe even a hazard suit. This way your odds of falling will decrease at least by 1%.
Love,
Your concerned loving daughter
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